The "Duh" Award for 2007
So I was filling up my gas gusling SUV at the 7-11 on main street because I happened to see that gas only 3.09 there...what a steal. While I was standing there, puttin out the 'I'm gettin gas' vibe, I happened to notice the girl on the other side of my pump reach in the window of her car. That arm came out of the car holding a lit cigarette that she continued to smoke while standing next to her gas port. So I proceeded to politely asked her if she would mind not killing everyone within a two block radius, and she refused, so I went and stood far far away until she left. Apparently she missed that day on mythbusters....er maybe she missed that day in common sense school where gas goes boom.
posted by Jeff Myers at 12:09 AM
3 Comments:
Dude - you crack me up. I wish I could be you sometimes. I hope the fem-nazi doesn't read your blog anymore. She might assume you were calling "women drivers - who also pump there own gas - while smoking" dumb.
I'm with J! I would have loved to see you tell her that. I'm glad you didn't get blown up!
j -- you're a toad.
And by the way, the "femi-nazi" has a penis.
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